The Keep Calm And Grow A Mustache Shirt from KeepCalmTShirts contains some solid advice that’s pretty easy to follow.  In fact, the only thing you have to do to follow the instructions printed on this shirt is take a bunch of nyquil and sleep for days on end.  Then, when you wake up, you’ll look like Moses did before he decided that he was going to forgo the clean mustache look for the all-out beard-mustache-covers-my-entire-face combo.  You have to admit: those guys back then could grow a beard like no other.  ”Yeah, but they also lived for 600 years.”  True, true.

The Keep Calm And Grow A Mustache Shirt, as you probably know, is a play off of those old British government ads that said “Keep Calm and Move Along.”  This piece of geeky fashion is just $20, and comes in a ton of different colors: basically any color that you could want.  It also comes in many different sizes, for those of us who have oddly shaped bodies.

 

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