The Heart Hole Punch brings happiness into the everyday work of a cubicle-ite.  They are the worker bees of society, and often need to three-hole-punch things to put into a three-ring-binder.   (The rings go through the holes, so there needs to be the same number of holes as there are rings.  See further examples for clarification.)

But, who wants those boring old circular holes?  With the Heart Hole Punch, you can put a little bit of love into every stack of poorly put together accounting sheets!  The holes that are punched will be shaped like hearts, and the little annoying pieces of paper that fall out will become less annoying because they’re shaped like your favorite organ!

Just don’t tell your other organs, because even though they’re unpleasant to deal with over the phone, they are vital to your existence.

The Heart Hole Punch is the geekiest way out there to punch holes in your papers, and hope that your boss doesn’t find it strange that professional documents have hearts on them.  Each one is $17, and available from Firebox.

If you like this Valentine’s Day gift, then you’ll need to check out the 8-Bit Dynamic Heart Life Shirt and the Heart Gelatin Mold.

Buy Heart Hole Punch at Firebox