Hasbro, king of all geeky toys, is launching their newest endeavor: the iOS Powered Lazer Tag Guns.  Since you already own all of those other laser tag toys that shoot through brick walls and work about as well as a broken leg, you surely have faced the frustrations of having to pay tons and tons of money for Lazer Quest only to not make it onto the leaderboards for weekly performance.  With the iOS Powered Lazer Tag Guns, you just put your iPhone or iPod Touch into the HUD on the gun, and play either single player or multiplayer modes.  In the one player section, you just shoot imaginary AI – using the two player mode, you get real time data on ammo, or “energy”, and how many health points you have left.  These awesome gadgets can shoot their invisible beams distances up to 250 feet, and you will have the Lazer Tag experience of a lifetime.

The iOS Powered Lazer Tag Guns are going to launch in early August of this year (2012) and will cost $70 for two guns.  At this point, everyone is assuming that the application will be free, or of negligible price.  Oh, yeah – you’ll also need 6AA batteries per gun.  Keep filling those landfills, my friend, keep feeding the landfill monster.  ”There’s a landfill monster?”  Why do you think we put things in landfills?  To appease the monster!  We wouldn’t just throw things away there and let them sit on the ground forever!  ”Are you sure?”  It makes sense.

If you like these geeky toys, you’ll surely love the Max Force Shadow Hawk Spitball Gun.

 

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