The Giant Ice Cream Cone Lamp – put it on a dresser, stand it up on it’s own – any way you put it, it’s good!  Just like ice cream!  Suck it up your nose, wipe it on your face, or cone yourself at your local McDonald’s.  The only instruction that comes with the Giant Ice Cream Cone Lamp is not to eat it, and to make sure that you don’t lay it down on newspaper and set your house on fire.  This geeky light source is available in vanilla and strawberry (no longer in chocolate), which are two of the most classic ice cream flavors.  So, in conclusion, don’t feed this lamp the neighbors’ pet snake.

The Giant Ice Cream Cone Lamp is $40, but it is basically a full-sized lamp.  I don’t think that the picture gives you a good perspective of how big this thing is – it’s huge!  A bit taller than your average Ommpa-Loompa, with a little less spray tan.  Those guys look like they’re made out of leather – kind of like your gramma because she tans too much.  ”You dropped your beige leather jacket, sir.”  Nah – that’s my gramma.  C’mon, granny!

 

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