The Fish Head Sucker isn’t as gross as it looks or sounds.  This lollipop shaped like the head of a fish is actually not flavored like our aquatic friends – it’s sour lemon flavored!  Aqua Man couldn’t save this fish from becoming a lemon-flavored lollipop, because he’s pretty useless.  I’d rather get into a tangle with Aqua Man than a group of angry Clown Fish – they’d probably tell me some jokes, lure me into their anemone, and fry me up like a Chicken Nugget.  Then, Aqua Man would eat me because he’s a creep.  ”Why are you hating on Aqua Man?”  *Takes another sip of haterade.*

The Fish Head Sucker lollipop is only $4.50, and gives a long-lasting lemon flavor as well as a bunch of weird stares from the people around you.  ”Is that guy sucking on the head of a fish?”  ”Yeah, but it probably tastes like lemon.”  *Man flicks out his tongue like a snake*  I smell with my tongue dude, don’t hate.  *Aqua Man comes out of a manhole*  I’ll save you!  I’m calling a group of dolphins right now to come help me. *Dolphin squeaks*  Todd got stuck in the pipes?  I’m – I’m coming back down.  *Dolphin squeaks*  No, you can’t – just – just leave him there and we’ll get him later.  *Facepalm*

 

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