The Emergency Inflatable Rubber Chicken makes sure that you’re prepared for any situation.  It would be great if we could carry around real chickens, but that would be inhumane, and we can’t carry around real rubber chickens, because the size is just not practical these days.

“Why isn’t size an issue for carrying around a real chicken?”  I would just keep it on a leash and walk it around; no extra space needed.

The Emergency Inflatable Rubber Chicken comes in a little tin that you can stick in your briefcase, and includes a chicken that can be manually inflated in just seconds!  When the situation has been resolved, just deflate the chicken and put it back in the tin.  Reuse, Rinse, Repeat, Recycle!  Something like that, anyway.

The Emergency Inflatable Rubber Chicken is $8, and comes with the chicken and the collectible tin.  (It’s not every day you find something that says inflatable chicken on it – it’s a rare happening.)

If you like this weird product, you should check out all of the other weird stuff we keep in our basement, like the Mustache Snow Globe and the Octopus, Rhino, and Walrus Chairs!

 

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