Cupcake Jelly Beans combine two of my favorite geeky snacks: jelly beans and centipede wafers cupcakes.  These jelly beans are flavored like frosting covered cupcakes, and come in a super cool collectible tin that looks like a cupcake.

The epitome of sugar delight, the Cupcake Jelly Beans will have small children hopping off the walls.  ”Get down off those walls, boy!  You’re leaving shoe marks!”  Sorry, gramma.  ”You’re going to be sorry when you can’t sit down for a week!”  DON’T SPANK ME WITH THE BELT “Don’t be ridiculous!  You can’t sit down because you’re stupid-self got fired for using the Zombie Head Pencil Holder at work.  And, now the bank has repossessed all of our furniture!”

The Cupcake Jelly Beans are delicious, and much more edible than the also delicious Cupcake Toothpaste.  Which is less edible and less delicious than the cat nip I thought it would be a good idea to taste.  *Tastes cat nip*  Nope – still tastes like trash.  … *Tastes cat nip*  Maybe I’m not doing it right... *Goes to get a fork*

If you ate a couple of pillows because the Cupcake Jelly Beans made an earthquake in your belly, check out the Fossil Food Dinosaur Cupcake Molds.

 

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