The Cardinal Mask is pretty great – and like some of the other masks that we’ve featured here on Cool Gizmo Toys, it’s pretty weird.  But, we often dismiss weird things as not worthy of our eyes, and we miss opportunities.

Example A: I found the idea of baked macaroni and cheese to be odd, so I did not try baked macaroni and cheese.  If I did, I would have loved it and eaten it every day for the rest of my life.  ”Yeah, and then you would have died of a heart attack.”  Yes, but I would have died happy, and that is what matters.

I also wouldn’t be sitting here telling a bunch of people about a latex Cardinal Mask – this isn’t a real job.  ”What did I tell you about complaining about your job ON the website that you work for?”  You don’t have the guts to fire me, Bill, and YOU KNOW IT.  *Bill goes back into his cubicle*  I give him Kit Kats on a regular basis.

The Cardinal Mask is $25, latex, and a full-sized mask for adults.  Unless your head is extremely large or small, this will fit quite nicely around your cranium.  Use it to watch birds, watch your children, or do just about anything that you would do while not wearing a Cardinal Mask!

And, while you’re not wearing a mask, you can check out some other geeky products, like the Steampunk Sleep Mask and the Creepy Pig Mask.  That thing still makes me shiver…

 

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