The Bloody Gloomy Bear Plush will be a great add-on to your large collection of blood-soaked, war-torn stuffed animals.  (You don’t have one of those?)  This geeky plush is the not-so-adorable Japanese character Gloomy Bear after he’s had one of his fits.  You know, those tantrums?  It’s not really that bad – the carnage can usually be held to around 45 zombies.  ”Are you serious?!”  Yeah, give or take a couple.  ”Why isn’t this thing in jail?!”  He’s a danger to the other inmates.  *Facepalm*

The Bloody Gloomy Bear Plush is 9 inches tall, a pretty solid size for a plush, but will cost you $36!  That’s a lot of money for a stuffed animal, but Gloomy Bears are collectible, and blood-covered ones are, apparently, even more special.  You have to catch Gloomy Bear before he takes a shower, but after he’s finished devouring things.  That is a very, very small window.  It’s like trying to climb through the side window of a car in a pair of lead boots.

 

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