Bacon Floss by Accoutrements is the greatest invention since bacon itself!  When you eat that deliciously fatty treat, bacon bits get stuck in your chompers, and then your hopes to woo the beautiful girl down the block are crushed.  They’re also crushed because you found out that you’re just a farm boy, and she’s an Italian super model … who only speaks Italian and has no clue what you’re saying.  So, while you’re learning ASL, you can clean your teeth of meat while still getting to taste the deliciousness of bacon!  The floss is waxed, so it’s uber-powerful: strong enough to take out even the most resistant chunks of food.

The Bacon Floss is $4, and comes with a whole lot of bacon floss.  If you’re one of those people who is into making sure that they’re breath doesn’t smell like the back end of an Iguanodon, you should check out the Bacon Toothpicks!

 

BUY Bacon Floss