If you’re having a party, and you don’t want people to get drunk, get the Zombie Wine Bottle Stopper.  Here’s how this thing goes down: people come in, and after a couple of hours, you offer them some wine.  They notice that there is a grotesque zombie hand sticking out of the top of the bottle, and immediately decide that they don’t want what you’re serving.  Think about it – it makes sense.  You’re a madman!

I’m not even sure they trusted that delicious shrimp cocktail!  Well, we’ll never know if they think you poisoned it, since you ate the entire thing yourself, you slovenly piece of garbage.  Entertain your guests!  Which means you shouldn’t let them drink the wine, which may or may not be that Blood Energy Drink mixed with sparkling water.

The Zombie Wine Bottle Stopper is similar to the design that we saw in the Zombie Arm Backscratcher, since they were both designed by the same company.  If you’re interested, the Zombie Wine Bottle Stopper is only $10, and you can get it over at the Neatoshop, your source for awesome stuff.  Nah, just kidding – that’s me.  Oh, I flatter myself.

 

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