The Star Wars Chop Sabers bring a bit of fun to traditional Oriental dining!  Your kid refuses to become internationally aware and eat rice with chopsticks?  Hand him the Star Wars Chop Sabers and he’ll pick up all of the grains of rice that you want him to.  Or, he’ll make lightsaber noises and bang his chopsticks together like a chimpanzee.  (The second is more likely to happen.)  Just don’t buy dad the Darth Vader or Darth Maul chopsticks, because then both of your children will be fighting each other with their chopsticks.  If you’re a naggy person who yells and doesn’t like fun: don’t get the Star Wars Chop Sabers.

The Star Wars Chop Sabers are available in three varieties: Luke, Darth Maul, and Darth Vader.  Darth Maul chopsticks are the best because they look almost exactly like the Darth Vader chopsticks but they snap together to make a dual-bladed lightsaber.  Food, prepare to be sliced in half by my wrath.  ”Isn’t your lightsaber doing the slashing?”  It’s a metaphor.  Each pair of chopsticks is $10.

 

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