The Star Trek Electronic Door Chime makes you feel like Captain Kirk – but only when you walk through the threshold of a door.  Just mount this geeky device on either side of an entryway, and voila!  It’s motion sensitive, and whenever it feeeels you, it will make a SWOOSH sound like the doors do in the TV Series.  You can also set it to make the RED ALERT sound every time you enter and exit that area, but that would be kind of frustrating.  Just remember – the Star Trek Electronic Door Chime can feeeeeeel you.  Can you feel it Brian?  Can you feel me… inside of you?  You’re eating my hair, Brian.  Does anybody want any Coowhip?

The Star Trek Electronic Door Chime from ThinkGeek is only $30 – but that’s not what’ll kill you.  Besides the fact that your liver is failing, the 6AA that are not included will also kill you.  I’m sure that the tacky bright blue will go well with your lack of fashion sense and furnishing ability.  Good day.

If you’re looking for more Star Trek goodies, check out the new Star Trek Theme Park Concept.

 

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