The Screaming Panic Button is exactly what it sounds like – useless, but geekily giggly and delightful!  This button is only useful for people who are seriously injured but have come down with a mysterious case of laryngitis.  Just press the button, and there will be a very loud, very blood-curdling scream emitted from the button.  You could also hide it on a seat so that someone sits on it and their heavy rump grants them an un-pleasant surprise.  Chance that they’ll pee their pants: 30-40%.  Chance that they’ll pee their pants if you just walk into their office and do the screaming yourself: less, because you’re not intimidating, plus you have that mysterious case of laryngitis that we talked about earlier.

The Screaming Panic Button is only $12, so get yours now!  You can even hang it on walls in every room so that it’s always there when the moment is perfect.  It requires 2 AAA batteries.

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