Your iPad has been lacking a scientific flare… but NOW! I present… the Portal 2 Aperture iPad Sleeve! Science isn’t why, it’s why not! Mantis Men! Yellow line! Combustible lemons! Now that we’ve exhausted my arsenal of Cave Johnson quotes (not really but it would take too long for me to type all of them out) we’ll take a closer look at the Portal 2 Aperture iPad Sleeve. It’s $30, and will show that you are a Portal fan while protecting your iPad from scratches. The orange matches your ugly jumpsuit – also, your died hair that got gramma mad. But we’ll show gramma. Yes – I’d like to get a belly piercing please.
The Portal 2 Aperture iPad Sleeve would make a great gift for any geek, and I suggest you act quickly! Get some potato batteries while your at it – my car’s out of gas, and I need to get to my son’s cello recital. I told him to play basketball, but no, he wants to play an oversized violin.