The Mr. Tea Mug makes you look tough while you down your rather mild/lady-like tea beverage.  (RED BULL YAH I LOVE IT I LOVE IT I LOVE IT!)  The Mr. Tea Mug features brass knuckles for a handle, which you might not want to use, since you wouldn’t want to spill your drink while you teach that fool a lesson.  *I pity the fool*  Of course, it could be argued that the entire time you’re rearranging his face, you’re taking pity on him.  If all of this is true, then why are you still doing it?  Mr. T doesn’t have these kinds of logic skills, and likes to just beat people senseless.  I suggest you do the same don’t because then you’ll get arrested.  And, with your Mr. Tea Mug confiscated as evidence, you won’t survive a week in jail.  Place your bets!  Place your bets!  I’ve got $50 on an hour and a half before he goes unconscious.

The Mr. Tea Mug is only $11, and makes you look tougher than you are.  Not only do you get a mug, you also get a false pretense!  Who could ask for a better deal than that?  Getting a fake passport: $5000.  Getting some tough guy combat boots: $300.  Getting a tough guy look: priceless $11.

Looking for more geeky coffee mugs?  Check out the Octopus Porcelain Mug.

 

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