When you travel to Europe with a group of attractive Polish women, you need to look your best.  With the LEGO Brick Luggage Tag from Perpetual Kid, you will accomplish this impossible feat.  Some people may have boring, tie-on luggage tags, but not you.  YOU, businessman, rent from National, and can choose any car in the aisle and go.  ”I deserve this.”  No you don’t, unscrupulous business man who scares squirrels and steals from his company, no you don’t.

The LEGO Brick Luggage Tag is $5, and comes in a plethora of colors.  But tell me – how much is a plethora?  Well, in this case, the answer is five: red, black, blue, pink, and yellow.  These are inexpensive and super geeky, so I don’t see why you wouldn’t get one.

But, then again, I can’t quite see at all ever since I fell into that pool of radioactive substance.  Oh, wait!  Don’t worry guys – my vision just got better and turned completely red, and I have super awesome Kung-Fu skills!  (#whyDareDevilislame)

 

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