The Katapult Pen is the perfect tool for getting detentions and annoying coworkers!  With this innovative device, you can hit people with a blunt weapon, catapult small rocks and pieces of paper at people, and hit them again with a blunt weapon!  What fun!  That guy who put your stapler in Jello and is dating the woman that you’ve never talked to but have thought about talking to is going to feel the wrath of the Katapult Pen.  Half pen, half catapult, entirely geeky.

The Katapult Pen is $5, and writes in blue ink.  With great power comes great responsibility, so don’t screw up this opportunity.  Unless it’s really worth it, and you have somebody with a phone camera.  You never know – you might even become as popular as that lady in the Sitting On Tha Toilet video!  Shoot for the stars, and you’ll land on the clouds be detained by the Department of Homeland Security for shooting blanks into the air.  You can’t do that now days, unless you live in Nebraska.  There, you can drive a truck on daddy’s farm when you’re six and fire a gun before you can spell your name.

If you liked the Katapult Pen, you’ll get a kick to the chest out of the Pet Pal Dog Pen and the Edible Pen.

 

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