Nobody’s come up with the brilliant idea of bacon-flavored drinks yet, so we’ll just have to go out and buy a couple tons of Effervescent Bacon Drink Tabs and start a company ourselves.  We’ll call it, “Bacon Flavored Liquids!”  We can sell bacon flavored milk, bacon flavored soda, bacon flavored water, and even bacon flavored silver nitrate!  Don’t drink that though, because then your insides will turn black and a part of you will die.  Or all of you will die, since you just drank silver nitrate, you idiot!  Someone get the stomach pump I keep in my garage – you never know, with the kind of people I invite into my home.  One person steals a TV (that’s what my hand taser is for) and the next guy tries to drink your Windex.  SOME PEOPLE!

The Effervescent Bacon Drink Tabs come in a geeky tin and contain 15 tablets.  A tin is only $3.50, so you won’t have to put your house up as collateral to get this geeky product.  The bacon flavoring works on all liquids – edible or not, it will taste like bacon.  Don’t drink anything you’re not supposed to – I get paid for your traffic, and honey needs a new pair of shoes.  Subscribe, or like this on Faceybooks or something I think I had waaayyyy too much bacon water this morning.  *Wretches into a can*

Looking for more geeky bacon products?  Check out the Bacon Frosting.

 

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