The Candy Stash Wallet is modeled after those sheets of wax paper with small drops of hardened liquid sugar on them, and is great for holding all of your cold hard cash.  No, you can’t actually eat the candy studs, and why would you want to?  Then, you’d just have a plain white wallet with no money in it.  If you don’t eat the candy studs, you’ll have a colorful wallet with no money in it.  This product is from World Wide Fred, who has quite a generic name for being so ethnically and globally aware.  You think World Wide Francisco or World Wide York would have made sense.  Either one of those two would have been parts of major American cities, and what’s more worldly than America?  We’ve got all types of food, because we love to eat.  Therefore, we are the most ethnically aware.  ”Daddy, what’s China?”  Not now – go back to bed and put in your Mustachifier.

The Candy Stash Wallet is $15, and is a pretty geeky way to carry money and maxed out credit cards.  There’s also a zipper for the change that you steal from the register when you work at your part-time job at Wal-Mart.  Alright, I can’t do this anymore.  Spending a night in jail has really taken a toll on my writing style, and it’s hard not to refer to criminal actions.  All that I did was use my FUS shout in public!  I didn’t even knock anyone over!  Skyrim: the only game that gives you the option to intimidate someone, and then has you arrested or killed if you choose to.

 

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