The Blood Energy Drink is for all you zombies who have decided to obey the laws of society and stop eating peoples’ brains.  Since the government empathizes with you, they have invented the Blood Energy Drink!  This highly caffeinated substance is highly caffeinated.  Did I mention how much HOLY HOLY HOLY THERE’S SO MUCH CAFFEIN IN HERE.  In addition to all of the caffeine, there is some more caffeine, in addition to the Fruit Punch flavoring.  So, in review of my major points, the Blood Energy Drink is a boatload of caffeine with some fruit punch flavoring.  Ironically, this geeky drink is suitable for vegetarians.  This is even weirder than that time I met a vegetarian zombie.  So… you’re not going to eat my brains?  ”No – why would I do that?  That’s gross, man.  Stick to the mean greens is what I always say.  *Spots some zombies eating a man*  Excuse my friends – they can be such barbarians.”

The Blood Energy Drink is a mere $2 per transfusion pouch, and is great for those moments when you need a quick pick-me-up.  For example: your mom forgets that you’re at soccer practice, and you drink some of this stuff.  BOOM!  Zombie soccer mom pulls up in her hoppin’ mini van, and you’re ready to go home and eat some Goldfish snacks.

 

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