Mmmm… Bacon Lollipops!  They look like normal lollipops when you unwrap them, but they taste like bacon when you shove them in your mouth!  Just like the Pickle Pop – it looks like a normal pickle shaped lollipop, and when you unwrap it, you see that it is a pickled shaped lollipop!  Artificially flavored to taste like bacon, these geeky lollipops are only $4 a piece – not bad, not bad at all.  Very much unlike Michael Jackson – he was bad, and he knew it.  YOU KNOW I’M BAD!  I’M BAD!  YOU KNOW IT!  *Tries to moonwalk* 

These delicious Bacon Lollipops are the perfect example of how bacon is wonderful in any manifestation.  Be it Bacon Toothpicks or Bacon Frosting, or giant spider wrapped entirely in bacon, bacon is yummy in my tummy.  Bacon is also showing up on my side, giving me a rather rotund appearance.  More of me to love, baby more of me to love!  ”Are you sure you’re not just getting fat because you eat too much bacon?”  Why do you always look at things in such a negative light, strange man who lives in my cupboard?  And use a euphemism, please.  It’s not “fat”, it’s “heavy-set” or “stout.”  Have some respect – you know that I could call the police any second, right?  And stop leaving sandwiches out on the counter?

 

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