The Anatomical Brain Pendant is the pinnacle of zombie-obsession.  Okay, maybe not the pinnacle, but you know what I mean.  The pinnacle is the Blood Energy Drink, which still gives me the Willies.  ”I wish you wouldn’t use that expression – it’s offensive.”  Look, Willy, this is something you need to take up with your parents – I wasn’t the one who named you Willy.  Just do what Moby Dick did!  *In the courtroom*  “So, Mr. Moby Dick, you would like to change your name to Metta World Peace?”  Yes, that is correct.  ”Sorry, that name is taken.  But you can still have Metta World Peace 324 or Metta World Peace 65.”  What is this, Club Penguin?  ”STOP BEING HOSTILE BEFORE WE BAN YOU.”  THROW ANOTHER SNOWBALL AT ME!  I DARE YOU, PINKFINS124!  *Rage quits Club Penguin*

The Anatomical Brain Pendant is made of white bronze, which is not as cool as it sounds.  Just like white gold – it sounds really awesome, but it isn’t.  This geeky zombie pendant is $40, and comes with a gift box and a black leather cord.  The perfect gift.

 

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