Your t-shirts are ugly, let’s face it.  If I see the shirt with the morales and the beating one more time, I am going to beat your morale until it can’t continue the beatings because it is unconscious.  Comprende?  Merry Christmas – I bought you the Lazer Shirt Interactive Tee!  Which you should appreciate, because I spent $25 on it, and it’s the thought how much money I spent that counts.  Using the included mini UV (ultraviolet) light, you can draw your own patterns and watch them show up temporarily in the dark.  Your shirt is dynamic!  Your shirt is ever changing!  Your shirt is off because you impressed so many girls with your knowledge of the light spectrum!  (That last one is a stretch.)  You can draw whatever you like, plus the Lazer Shirt Interactive Tee is washing machine safe.

Everyone likes t-shirts, and the people who don’t like t-shirts need to get them for Christmas anyway if they don’t want to be arrested for public indecency.  Seriously, the Lazer Shirt Interactive Tee is great for any form of life!  Buy it for a shrub, a slug, or your next door neighbor!  Not like there’s any difference between your neighbor and a slug, but you get what I’m saying.

 

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