BOOM!  Introductory Calculus For Infants!  You need your child to be the best at everything and to become a successful engineer so that he or she can pay for your old self when you need to reside at “Homey Acres.”  This – this is how you ensure your luxurious freedom.  And this insurance will only cost you $11, instead of the ridiculous amount you pay for your CRAZY wife to drive a Porsche – she’s hit three pedestrians, she’s going to hit mooooooooore, says the actuarial accountant.  Which gives you an idea – my son should be an actuarial accountant!  Too bad he’s only seven-months-old and it’s too early to start teaching him about numbers … or is it?  With Introductory Calculus For Infants, your small child will be the smartest little dickens on the block!

The book is 54 pages long, so it may take a couple of readings for your genius baby to absorb the information, and it was written by Omi M. Inouye.  PARENTS: the chances of your baby knowing calculus after you read them this book is approximately ZERO.  I’ve taken calculus twice and I still don’t get it.  Good thing I bought the answer book online!

 

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