The Zombie Back Scratcher is cool not only because it is shaped like a severed zombie arm, but also because they’re all 100% unique.  Mike Rotella hand paints each of these beauties, and sells them for $25 a piece.  Of course, you could just wait until the zombie apocalypse, and then grab one of the spare zombie arms lying around on the road.  But, if you need a good back scratcher right now, the Zombie Back Scratcher is obviously an optimal choice.  For once, feeling a zombie’s hands on your back is not a bad thing!

 

 

The Zombie Back Scratcher looks fairly realistic, and would be a great add-on to any zombie-killer costume.  (We love you, Woody Harrelson, and we commend your bat-swinging skills.)  This geeky product would make a great makeshift weapon in the unlikely event that I decide to climb through your window and take back my Octopus Mug that I sold you.  *Throws sand in his face and runs in for the mug*  I GOT IT!  *Trips over a coffee table and gets knocked out*

 

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