Munching on chips is not always the cleanest activity – half of the chip crumbs go in your mouth, and half of them fall on the table.  What is a slobby guy to do?  He is to buy the Zamboni Desk Vacuum, that’s what!  This geeky product is $20, and is a fully functional desk-sized vacuum that will help keep your tabletop clean at work and at home.  It is shaped like a zamboni, which makes it great for any hockey fans who also happen to be geeks.  There aren’t many of those, but they do exist.  Also, chameleons with three eyes, but the government keeps those on lockdown.  If they were to escape, and the word got out, the pet industry would become monopolized by the man who managed to get his hands on a couple of breeding three-eyed chameleons, which would lead to increased oil prices, which would make everyone disappointed in life.  It would make them demand to see life’s manager – GET MAD!  I DON’T WANT YOUR LEMONS!  WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?  MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS – DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!

The Zamboni Desk Vacuum is a great gift idea for any geek, and an even better gift idea for those who are still keeping-food-in-their-mouths-challenged.  *Smashes pork rinds against face*

 

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