Do your small children have trouble falling asleep?  Do they fear the monsters living in their closet?  Do they fear the homeless man living in their closet?  (Parents, you should probably check that one out for yourselves.)  Have no fear – the Twilight Turtle Constellation Lamp is here!  This adorable little critter costs around $15, and can project stars in three different colors: blue, green, and amber.  The stars even make 8 genuine constellations!  You might be saying, “my kid is way too stupid to recognize constellations.”  Don’t worry, my pessimistic parents – Twilight Turtle comes with the Star Guide, which will assist your children in identifying the eight star constellations.  He requires 3 AAA batteries, but surely that is less than the price of your child’s happiness?

 

 

The Twilight Turtle Constellation Lamp also has a nifty 45 minute sleep timer, which prevents awkward wake-up sessions when you try to go back in and turn it off as to prevent your house from burning down to the ground.  The lamp is assuming that your kid will be asleep after 45 minutes, and it’s probably pretty accurate on that front.  This would make a great gift for any child or parent this holiday season.

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