Cave Johnson is, in my opinion, the funniest character in Portal 2.  (Take that, Wheatley!)  With this Talking Cave Johns Portal 2 Portrait, you too can have the hilarious quotes of Cave Johnson echoing throughout your spacious home.  The portrait is motion activated, so it will say something whenever someone walks buy.  (There’s also a button, but what’s the fun in that?)  The Talking Cave Johnson Portrait costs $40, and says 12 phrases plus the rant about lemons.  If you haven’t heard the lemon rant, you need to watch the below video.

 

 

Unfortunately, ThinkGeek has sold out of its Talking Cave Johnson Portraits, and is hoping to have them back in stock by mid-December, which isn’t too late to buy one as a Christmas gift.  This geeky product requires 3AAA batteries, and would make any Portal lover as happy as can be!  And, you have to admit, this wouldn’t be a bad gift for someone who doesn’t know who Cave Johnson is, since it’s crazy funny regardless.  ”When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade – make life TAKE THE LEMONS BACK!”  I think one of my lungs just exploded, and I also think that my dog peed on the carpet, since I rolled in something wet while I was ROFLING.

 

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