Finally, we have some geeky lip balm to use when our lips become fatigued chapped and bloody.  The Super Mario, Yoshi, and Princess Peach lip balms are all flavored, but I wouldn’t recommend eating them.  (Look, I’d love to see a YouTube video of you eating an entire stick of lip balm, but I need to protect against potential liabilities.)  Mario is cherry cola, Yoshi is fruit splash, and Peach is (un-surprisingly) peach.  The lip balms are $1.99 each, and make perfect gifts for that guy at work who has awkward bleeding lips when he talks to you.  (Also, sweaty pits, because he thinks you’re attractive.)  These lip balms are also great for any of your loved ones, since everybody needs a good stick of lip balm.  (Keep in mind that some people need deodorant more than lip balm.  If they can’t take a hint, just put it in their stocking and be done with it.)

 

 

Honestly, I don’t have much more to say about this geeky set of chapstick: they look like Nintendo characters, they’re flavored, you put them on your lips.  What I do have to say is that it is not unmanly to use lip balm, unless you use the Peach one.  Lip balm is not the same as lip gloss, and geeks need to keep those lips in tip top shape for all of the girls that they won’t be kissing.  *Slathers Yoshi lip balm all over face*  IT’S BEST TO BE PREPARED FOR ANYTHING.

 

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