So, Sea Monkeys disappointed you and made you break some expensive lamps.  Are you going to give up your secret life as a geeky scientist?  Have no fear, the Star Wars Naboo Sea Creatures Science Kit is here!  This awesome aquarium looks like the depths of the Naboo oceans, and comes with some ancient shrimp that you can hatch and feed.  The Tripod Longicudatus brine shrimp are a species that has existed for over 350,000,000 years, and can grow up to two inches long!  (No more annoying magnifying glasses and accidental setting-sea-monkeys-on-fire episodes.)  Despite the longevity of the species, which has proved that they are difficult to kill, people still manage to complain about how the eggs do not hatch.  MAYBE IT’S BECAUSE YOU CAN’T FOLLOW DIRECTIONS.  These things are prehistoric – they don’t die as easily as their wimpy twins the Sea Monkeys.

 

 

The Star Wars Naboo Sea Creatures Science Kit came straight from the factories of Uncle Milton, and is sold individually for (USD) $30.  This would make a wonderful gift for any kid, and is more beneficial to their mental health than a mind-numbing video game or a strange Zombie Back Scratcher, though some kids might enjoy the last two more than this science kit.

 

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