The Sparkling Bacon Ornament is an even better way to decorate your tree than our previously showcased Yoda Christmas Tree Topper.  This geeky ornament features glittering meat and silver fat, and hangs at 4.25″ tall on your Christmas tree.  Instead of hanging real bacon, which will smell and probably get your dog to knock over the entire thing in an attempt on the bacon’s life, the Bacon Ornament will show your geekiness without taking things too far.  ”Things can never be taken too far with bacon!”  *Puts on a jumpsuit made entirely of pork*  Do I look delicious?  *Poses seductively on the couch and falls over*

 

 

The Sparkling Bacon Ornament will only cost you $6.99, and will save you from having to put up that horrid ornament that your aunt made for you.  Sorry Aunt Steve, this tree is full!  *Purchases 50 Bacon Ornaments*

 

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