Octopus Porcelain Mug: You’ve Been Duped
The Octopus Porcelain Mug may look like a perfectly normal mug at first glance, but drain that liquid, and you see that a drink is not the only thing occupying your cup. This geeky mug features an octopus reminiscent of Megashark vs. Giant Octopus, and we’re surprised that it isn’t sneaking sips of your delicious beverage. This awesome product will only set you back $11, and it will save you coffee money, since you don’t have to fill up the cup as much due to the fact that there is also a giant octopus sitting in the cup, taking up volume. Obviously, this is a win-win situation for everybody except the people selling the coffee. But we don’t like them anyway, since their attitude is rather offsetting. *Teenager loudly smacks gum and burps* See what I mean?

The Octopus Porcelain Mug will scare your friends, (not really), but you’ll need to drink your coffee first. It will be your responsibility to get the height exactly lined up with the top of the octopus, so that when you drink just a little bit more, the secret is revealed. This, my friends, will illicit the best reaction from any passersby. Or, they won’t care, and your boss will think you to be the strangest creature alive on planet earth. BUT WHO CARES – there’s an octopus in our mugs.





