You need a wallet to store your wads of cash, or to make it appear as if you have wads of cash, but not any old wallet can satisfy your taste for geeky fashion.  The Moustache Wallet Perpetual Kid can – and it will save you the trouble of growing a gigantic moustache!  The wallet comes with a small sticker that you can put over the clear ID panel so that it appears that you have a nice tuft of facial hair.  If a cop stops you and asks to see ID, take it out of the panel – they don’t think fake moustaches are funny – especially when you’re wearing one.  Good morning, officer, is there a problem?  *Adjusts glued-on moustache*  “Is that a real moustache?  I saw it from my cruiser and had to ask.”  Sure is, officer – I done hand grown it maself!  *Knocks me onto the ground*  “Suspect said ‘hand grown’ I think we’ve got probable cause.  I’m moving in.”  *Rips off my moustache*

The Moustache Wallet, $22, is a great gift idea for this holiday season, since everybody’s going to need a handy dandy notebook wallet to store all of their gift cards and gift money in.  If you like the Moustache Wallet, you might want to check out the Santa Moustache Mug or the Mustache Lollipop.

 

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