Thanksgiving is right around the corner, and all of the moms are going to need to be doing some cooking in order to placate their husbands.  (Much like a mother bird feeds its children a worm from her throat – the husband and baby bird are both helpless.  Also, sometimes the food tastes like worms.  *Shudders*)  The Heart Knife is a great all-purpose knife to use this Thanksgiving, because it keeps you in high spirits.  Every time you bring that knife down upon someone’s hand a piece of food, you’ll be reminded of the joy of the season with three different colors of hearts!  The Heart Knife is only $8, has a plastic red sheath, a red hilt, and heart designs on the blade.  ”THEY’VE DONE IT!  THEY’VE PULLED OFF THE PERFECT HEIST!”  What’s wrong?  ”THE TURKEY IS GONE!”  I know, I ate it already.  We can get another one, calm down.  ”NOOOOOOOO!”  *Rips out hair and drowns in tears of anguish, plus pain, because it hurts to rip out hair.*

The Heart Knife makes a great gift for anyone who needs to cook at some point, i.e. anyone who is not a man.  Men just boil water and put pasta in it – you don’t need a knife for that.  You also don’t need a knife to pour cereal, but things are way more fun if you do.  *Stabs the cabinet*  Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

 

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