Did your scheme to make millions off of an office candy machine turn out to be a debacle? The Candy Wizard Automatic Candy Dispenser won’t make you any money, but it might make you some friends. Perhaps it could make you some attractive, blonde, tall friends? “Like Brad Pitt?” *Facepalms*
The Candy Wizard Automatic Candy Dispenser only costs $25, and keeps candy and unsalted nuts free of germs, and in your guest’s tummies. Instead of having hundreds of people putting their grimy hands into a bowl of M&M’s, why not just set a candy dispenser out on the table? The device is motion activated, and even has a setting that controls how much candy comes out of the machine at one time! The Candy Wizard is perfect for candy corn, skittles, mints, unsalted nuts, dried fish eyes, and any other such common snack.
The Candy Wizard is a great idea for any boss looking to placate his angry, under-paid workers. *Coughs* BILL! WE ARE ANGRY, UNDER-PAID, AND DEMAND THAT YOU GET US A CANDY MACHINE! *Five minutes pass* I probably shouldn’t have been surfing the internet when I called my boss over. *Drags giant cardboard box of things into the elevator*