Poodles are intelligent, and are considered to be one of the best breeds for any family.  (I still vote for the tiny dogs, because THEY LOOK SO CUTE IN MY POCKETS.)  Friends, if the Zombie Poodle were real, we would be in deep trouble.  A smart zombie is the worst kind of zombie, because you can’t just tell it to hit itself in the face with a metal pot until it dies.  ”You can do that with regular zombies?”  Of course!  But, what fun would that be?  It’s much more enjoyable to come up with… more creative methods of zombie destruction.  As in, telling a group of zombies to listen to William Hung songs until their ears bleed.

The creation of this Zombie Poodle was the work of a professional mad scientist dog groomer.  The fur was shaved to look like bones, and the rest of the dog is painted to give an even more convincing zombie appearance.  To be honest, I’m legitimately afraid of the zombie poodle.  Not because he looks like a brain-eater, but because he looks ticked.  How would you like being shaved to look like a zombie?  *Guy jumps up in triumph*  Never mind, I’m asking the wrong group of people.  *Spots a huge guy in a leather jacket*  How would you like being shaved to look like a zombie?  *Gets clocked in the face*