You thought that everything had been done, and that geeks had run out of embarrassing costume ideas.  You thought wrong.  Cmtification posted a video of himself on his YouTube channel wearing a Pixar Lamp costume.  You know, the adorable one that hops around before the Toy Story movies?  The only difference is that there’s a grown man inside of this one, and he’s going to be drenched in sweat if he decides to hop around neighborhoods and Trick Or Treat.  Also, arrested, because he’s a grown man Trick Or Treating in a giant lamp costume.  If that’s not suspicious, I don’t know what is.

The awkward thumping sound when he jumps on his deck just doesn’t bring the costume to life.  Cmtification, I have an idea for you.  Put some squeaky dog toys in your base, and sacrifice your stability for the success of the costume.  Worst case scenario: you twist an ankle and spend Halloween at the hospital.  Best case scenario: you get some candy, twist your ankle, go to the hospital, and meet a nurse whose features incite your brain to determine that she is an acceptable member of the opposite sex with whom you can attend a mutual social gathering and partake in the wonder that is Chicken McNuggets.  Look – I can’t afford to bring all of my girlfriends to WildFire, and the rotation chart says that it’s not your week until sometime in mid-Novermber.  *Walks away*  Wait!  Don’t go!  *Ponders*  Sucker – MORE FRIES FOR ME!

Looking for more crazy geeky Halloween costumes?  Check out the Yoda Hat costume for your dog!