So, you love cupcakes, but you can’t have them all the time since they’re the epitome of unhealthiness.  Not to worry, my friends, Cupcake Toothpaste has landed!  With this amazing flavored toothpaste, you can brush your teeth and taste your favorite treat at the same time!  Not only will you be fighting plaque and cavities, you’ll enjoy it!  If you’re a stressed-out mom with little cretins who refuse to brush their teeth, just get some Cupcake Toothpaste (as seen on Geek Alerts), and they’ll be brushing their teeth for more than the recommended amount of time!  Or, they’ll just squeeze the entire tube into their mouth, get sick, and require a trip to the hospital.  Cupcake Toothpaste: drink brush responsibly.  *Eats entire tube of cupcake toothpaste*  Man, this stuff is delicious!  *Keels over almost immediately*

 

 

If the box makes you skeptical, because it looks extremely 3rd party and could have been made by some guy who lives in his basement, you are not alone.  But, after a little research, it appears to be a legitimate toothpaste!  How did they get it to taste like cupcakes?  I have no idea.  But, I also have no idea why actual cupcakes taste like cupcakes, and only succeeded in baking some treats comparable to those FAIL Cookie Monster cupcakes.  Why, my cookies?  WHY DIDN’T YOU RISE?

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