Zantaff, an Etsy user who gave us the Hyrulian Shield USB Drive, has created the Legend of Zelda Master Sword USB Drive.  Unfortunately, he has stopped producing the versions of the device that feature the drive within the hilt of the weapon, and is instead focusing on building USBs with the drive in the sheath portion of the weapon.  So, no, you can’t make it look like you’re stabbing your computer.  Unless you have a PC, because then you can just take a letter opener to that thing and feel no regret, since it’s slower than a one-legged stegosaurus.  Also, my mind, which is trying to come up with better jokes.  Keep on firing, neurons!  THE REDCOATS ARE GAINING GROUND!

 

 

The 8GB version of the Master Sword USB Drive is $40, and the 32 GB version is $60.  The 1,000 GB version is in your mind, and can’t be purchased, since your dreams are priceless.  This moment of sappiness has been brought to you by The Family Learning Channel, and will now be interrupted by this declaration of war on zombies blockquote from Etsy.

32GB, Measures about 2.5″ x 4.5″.
I’m a college student, and make these myself. Because of that, It may take up to a week or so to make and ship your item.  Usually I can get it done within a few days.  Free shipping inside the U.S.

Do not judge Zantaff’s sentence structure, these were bullet points that I tried to make into sentences to satisfy the requirements of a solid block quote.  Do not judge my sentence structure, because I’m a sensitive person.  I also get very angry and turn into a pink version of the Hulk, since pink is my all-time favorite color.  If you’re playing floor hockey in P.E., watch out, because I’mma come and open up a can of SMASH on you noobs.

Via:  Gadgetsin, who played a game of 1 on 1 basketball with me, talked some trash, and ended up stuffed in the hoop, covered in flowers.

If you’re looking for more Legend of Zelda Flash Drives, check out the Hyrule Shield USB Drive!