The Hyrule Shield USB Drive not only helps you to save data and get that boring presentation you threw together in 20 minutes to the boss on time, it also helps you fend off all of those evil Jellies.  They’re cute, but anything that takes a heart down off of my life bar needs to be exterminated.  ”Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day – Jellies gave it away…”  Save yourself from heartbreak, and use your shield.  Also, that awesome backflip you can do in the Ocarina of Time.  I could do one in real life, but I’d probably seriously injure myself.

 

 

The standard 8 GB Hyrule Shield USB Drive is $40, while the prices of other memory storages range from $34 to $60.  Zantaff makes these himself, but that’s not important.  What’s important is that his Etsy avatar is a Shy Guy, and that MY ONLINE DATIN PROFILE GOT PINGED!  Oh.  Just the moderator criticizing my profile image because it isn’t of me.  How does she know that I’m not Ryan Reynolds?  ”Because he’s a chick magnet.”  *spots horde of women flying through the air*  Hmmmm…. He must be close buy.  Grab your wife before she gets pulled out of the door!  *flies out of the open doorway*  After we get your wife back from Ryan, could we sneak in an autograph?  He’s the Green Lantern and soon to be Deadpool.

Via:  This Is Why I’m Broke, who had his microwave fly out of the window.  Ryan Reynolds?  I think not – Magneto, more like.

Further Reading:  Pacman Ghost USB Lamp