The How Facebook Affects You and Your Relationships Infographic provides statistics demonstrating how Facebook can both help and hurt your relationships.  I’m not in a relationship right now (ladies, follow me on Twitter or like me on Facebook) and Facebook knows exactly why.  Has anyone else ever noticed that the default “woman” silhouette looks like the outline of Darth Vader?  Facebook is exposing the truth.  Finally, Mark Zuckerberg has a reason to be asocial – women are members of the Dark Side Confederation, and they’re everywhere.  Who knows the extent of their power?  I had better lock the basement door before my gramma comes down and forces me to knit baby scarves.  THE EVIL IS STIFLING MY BREATH!  Also, the smell of the silver sharpies that I used to give color to my weird animal chairs.  Le Bra-size tar pit is just not my style, man.  I’m all for the Rasta Rasta dreads, though.  *Shaking out hair*

 

 

If you have huge bug eyes that just can’t see very well, here’s a link to the high resolution version of the Facebook relationship infographic.  So, what’s the key point that we should take from this infographic?  Well, there’s two.  One, that people who live in Finland are just bosses at relationships.  Two, that Facebook does not aid in slacking your thirst, but OJ does, because he has a cooler full of Mountain Dew.  ”It’s not slacking, it’s slaking.  Slaking your thirst.”  Bro, everybody knows that Slaking is a narcoleptic sloth Pokemon that just falls claws people to death, not a fancy vocabulary word.  Here’s a cork so that your brains stop leaking out of your ears with all of that “open mind” jazz you have going on.

Via:  Daily Infographic, who beat my level 100 Charizard with a level 75 Slaking, and left me in disbelief.

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