The Wooden Rubber Band Submachine Gun is a thing of beauty.  Made by an unknown Japanese creator, who may or may yes be a secret agent that keeps his real identity close to his vest.  Which is probably bullet-proof.  This rubber band submachine gun is based off of the Belgian FN P90, which you can read about in that link, which goes to Wikipedia, because Wikipedia is reputable.  The Wooden Rubber Band Submachine Gun has two modes – rapid fire, and single fire.

 Introducing … The Wooden Rubber Band Submachine Gun

 

 

This is the perfect way to get back at my friend, who told me that the cake was a lie.  Since I gave up on improving my hand-eye coordination skills quite a long time ago, rubber band shooting has been lost in my long list of unfulfilled childhood dreams.  Now, with a bit of innovation, I can conquer the world shoot unsuspecting bystanders with rubber bands.  They’ll never know what hit them!  ”I’m pretty sure they’ll see the rubber bands on the ground.”  It’s just a saying.  Wait – why are you wearing a cow outfit?  ”I’m not.”  IT’S JUST A SAYING.  Or maybe it isn’t, I don’t really care.  What I do care about is the fact that my cable isn’t working, and I’m missing my sitcom.  WILL PERRY EVER FIND LOVE?  I NEED TO KNOW.

Via: Technabob, who disapproves of my sitcoms, but watched all of the Saw movies with my girlfriend.  Who may or may not be imaginary.  I’ll give you a hint: she’s imaginary.

Further Reading:  Max Force Spitball Gun Is Awesome