This Where’s Wall-E Poster proves that the little box of bolts never quite made it into that spot in your left ventricle.  You know, the one housing E.T.?  The male, brown, wrinkly thing that likes Reese’s pieces?  ”Isn’t that your naked mole rat?”  Molly is a she, and she much prefers Sno-Caps to Reese’s pieces.  Of course, both of those foods are ranked after dead moths and wounded flies.  ”She eats dead insects?”  No – I do.  *Pops in a dead fly*  I took a week-long trip to South America, and I’ve been in love ever since.  “With eating dead insects?”  No – with Molly my naked mole rat.  Have you been paying attention at all?  *Eats another dead fly*

Wall-E Poster Challenge

Try to find Wall-E in this horde of movie and TV show-star robots.  If you can, POP YOUR INFLATED HEAD, because I found him already.  If you can’t, leave a comment so I can laugh at your inability to find things.  Now, where did I put my sunglasses…  *looks in cabinets and on desks*  Oh – silly me, they’re on top of my head!  Now, where did I put my regular glasses…  Hmmm… I must have left them at the AMC.  IT’S GRAVE DIGGIN’ TIME!  Not really, I respect the dead.  Also, the police because they have tazers and handcuffs and this thing called a Miranda-izer.

 

 

Since you’re probably an old gramma who can’t see this tiny little poster, I know that I have the eyesight of a dead bat, here’s a link to the high res version of the Where’s Wall-E Poster.  (Yes, I know that bats are blind even before you hit them with a broom or shoo them out of a window.)  SPOILER ALERT:  Wall-E’s right next to the fat green robot, right behind the small red one.  SPOILER ALERT:  The previous spoiler alert was a real spoiler alert, and this was just a drill spoiler alert.  Part 2: find Bender.  Part 3: find a Bender that isn’t drunk.  SPOILER ALERT:  Part 3 is impossible, because he’s Bender.

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Via: GadgetSin, who always reads spoiler alerts and then feels sad about it later.

Further Reading:  20 Foot Triceratops Robot For Sale