The rebels are in a distant galaxy, fighting against the forces of evil, and putting their lives on the line for your freedom entertainment.  The least you could do to support their cause George Lucas’s luxurious lifestyle is pay $50 for these awesome Star Wars Rebel Alliance Headphones.  They may not have the best sound quality, and they may not smell delicious like those Gummi Bear earbuds, but they’re cool because they’re licensed by LucasArts and have X-Wings on them.  Of course, I’ve always preferred to fly the Y-Wings, which can shoot GIANT BLUE BOMBS OF PURE SCIENCE FICTION, but that’s just me.  If you want to be in one of those dinky (and feminine) Jedi Starfighters, go ahead.  You might be able to beat me to McDonald’s, but you’d get blown up in a Battlefront space battle for sure.  ”I’ll take McDonald’s over victory any day.”  You disgust me.  Hasn’t anyone watched Supersize Me?

 

 

Firebox is selling these babies for only $50 on their website.  Just be careful if you know that one of your co-workers, (or your boss,) is a big fan of the Empire.  Their following is growing very quickly, as is their armory, as is their supply of super cool hair dryers.  Also, their badminton roster.  How am I supposed to beat a Rancor at badminton, huh?  How?  Even if I did manage to pull out a clutch victory, he would just eat me and end my career for good!

Via:  GeekAlerts, who bought a pet Rancor and taught it how to hang up coats at a fancy restaurant.

Further Reading:  Star Wars Sandwich Cutters