Down in Jordan, it seems that people are dancing in the streets because they have Star Trek fever.  Their ruler King Abdullah II is apparently a HUGE Star Trek fan, and is throwing $1.5 billion into making an amazing 184 acre Star Trek theme park that will be finished in 2014.  Surprisingly, King Abdullah II had a non-speaking role in a Star Trek episode as a child.  I would be jealous if I weren’t the guy who brought Captain Kirk his coffee for all three seasons of the original show.  Also, I was that alien that looked like a piece of smashed pizza.

Star Trek Theme Park

 

A lot of other sites posting on the Star Trek theme park are making “beaming” references, and some of them are quite horrible.  You won’t get beamed to this theme park; you probably won’t get to go at all.  I can’t afford to fly to Jordan!  Heck, I can’t even afford to drive to the Comic-Con in San Diego.  That’s partly because I ride my bicycle everywhere and don’t own a car.  ”That’s not what your ginormous potbelly tells me.”  Oh, really?  What did it tell you?  ”Piiiiizzzzzaaaaa.”  Hmmm… I seem to have misunderestimationed you.  KNEEL AND BE KNIGHTED, DRAGONSLAYER!

Via:  Slashgear, who didn’t make a terrible beaming reference.  They did hide stink bombs in my dryer, though.

Further Reading:  Playstation 4 Concept Design Art