The Pacman Ghost USB Lamp not only glows a vibrant color, it also has built-in Chuck Norris sensors that can sense when he turns on the dark.  (Close enough, right?)  Once the room is dark, the Pacman Ghost USB Lamp lights up to guide you to the nearest exit.  Which, if you live in the same kind of bedroom I do, is the window.  Below the window, if you live in the same kind of bedroom that I do, is a patch of man-eating plants.  Moral of the story: this awesome lamp does not have a brain and thus cannot lead you to a safe exit.  Consequently, it is useless in a fire-related emergency, but great for bedtime reading.  Also, exposing the monster that lives under your bed and setting him up for a one-swing-axe-decapitation.  Assuming you have any hand-eye coordination, that is.  I ended up severing my left leg, but thankfully, I live in a psychiatric ward right above the ER.

 

 

 

(Referencing above video) Somebody put a muffler on that guy’s light switch!  I’ve got pulled over for “excessive noise” with a quieter car than that.  On second thought, I was blasting 80′s music and shooting paintballs through my sunroof.  Good times …  On a more related note, these awesome Pacman Ghost USB Lamps are only $10 a pop, not a bad price for a USB gadget if I do say so myself.

Via:  Gadgetsin, whose name I have compacted for reasons discussed in earlier posts, and who was the one driving my car while I was being a moron in the back seat.

Further Reading:  Mushroom USB Lamp Doesn’t Make You Larger