Air Swimmers are cleverly designed remote control balloons that look like they’re swimming in mid air.  Unlike other flying RC toys, the Air Swimmers are propelled only by their tails/fins/triangular pieces of plastic that wave back and forth to simulate swimming action.  These two creatures aren’t available commercially yet, but they should be sometime in September.  Update:  These two creatures are available NOW on eBay!

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Then, we can rent them out to those people who have lame undersea-themed birthday parties for their kids.  You wanna know what’s under the sea, kids?  Killer sharks, dead bodies with weights tied to them, and treasure chests ships that got involved in major league explosions.  We’re not talking BOOM! or even BOOOM!, we’re talking 25 kill streak nuke.  I bet you thought I was going to say BOOOOOOOM!, but I couldn’t because the name was already taken by a popular design website.  Also, that explosion would be way too intense.  Much like trying to eat a triple fudge chocolate cake in three bites, which is way harder than eating seven saltines.  Also, my saggy biceps that look like wings.

 

 

 

Ha – did you see the reactions of those people standing outside the elevator?  (Referencing above video.)  That’s the same thing that happened when I stepped out of an elevator in a Tarzan outfit, wielding a bloody butcher’s knife.  *Elevator doors open*  “RUN!  DITCH THE CHILDREN AND RUN!”  You’re all such terrible parents!  What if I actually was a butcher knife Tarzan cosplay murderer?  I hope you’ve all learned a valuable lesson.  ”Get on the ground and drop the weapon!  You are under arrest for imitating Tarzan!”

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Via:  Geekosystem, who made me a plaid loin cloth for my Tarzan outfit and covered an old hockey mask in baby powder for my Jason getup.

Further Reading:  Super Control RC Beyblades