The Water Shooting RC Truck is a 1:14 scale remote control car that can shoot water at people! It (supposedly) can shoot water up to 15 feet and hold 8 oz of water under its hood. It comes with a 3 channel remote, so you can do some epic battling, but has a top speed of a mere 11 mph. I’ve seen corpulent people roll down a hill faster than that – I guess having a “belly tire” actually serves a purpose!
*Spies guy rolling down a hill* Look at that guy go! I hope the friction doesn’t ignite his clothing… Whoops! Too late. *Talks into walkie-talkie* - PSSSHHH – Uh, we’ve got a racer off the track and in flames – we’re going to need backup, over. - PSSSHHH – Pick up donuts on your way back from the emergency closet, over. - PSSSHHH – Wait, they put out the fire with the Gatorade cooler, over – PSSSHHH – Still bring the donuts, though. – PSSSHHH -
This cool rc toy is $100 and can be purchased from Hammacher. The sad thing about the Water Shooting Remote Control Car is that you get only 40 minutes of run time from a 90 minute charge. Forget this thing – I’ll just buy a Super Soaker for twenty bucks at K-Mart. Better yet – I could buy a high-power power washer. Heheheh…
Further Reading: Remote Control Super Control Beyblades