The Waboba Pro Water Ball lets families, and creepy old men, play at pools and other bodies of water! This cool water toy is $10 and bounces and floats on water. *shoves hamburger into face*. Jack, what are you doing? I figured that if I get super fat, I’ll be able to float. Not everyone can be as beautiful and sexy as David Hasselhoff, but everyone can drown.

The feel of this ball amazes me (like bucky balls, only better) – I grabbed it and felt like I was touching a manifestation of awesomeness. Sir, I’m going to need you to refrain from touching Mr. Depp. BUT HE’S SO AWESOME!!! I might have to teach him a lesson about being sexy, though, my wife threatens to leave me after every Pirates of The Carribean movie. “Why can’t you be like Jack Sparrow? Why can’t you have an amazing beard like Jack Sparrow?” I told her that I’m a drunk like Jack Sparrow and she started crying because she didn’t know that Jack Sparrow was a drinker. Say lah V. Or whatever.

Further Reading: Exploderz Let You Shoot Exploding Water Balls

Via: Brookstone’s Store – as in I got up off my rump and went there